What will I say if I ever meet EXO's moms

• Sehun's mom: Annyeong hatheyo ma'am pleathe hand me your handthome Thehun.
• Tao's mom: Bbuing bbuing. I want your son.
• D.O's mom: O_O Look into my eyes. O_O Keep looking. Now give me Kyungsoo.
• Chanyeol's mom: 8D Good evening, ma'am. So here's the deal, Chanyeol must marry me or I'll sneak into his bedroom every. single. night. 8D Hahaha I'm just joking.......... Or not.
• Suho's mom: I'm a good student. I read books. I'm an avid follower of Confucius. I will support your son's back. Literally. So please let me marry Joonmyun.
• Chen's mom: Chen dots me. I think it means that he wants to marry me, ma'am. :P
• Xiumin's mom: I'll buy him steamed buns every day, I'll cook healthy food for him and make him 'exercise' every day so he won't get fat. Can I now date him?
• Lay's mom: Lay(s) tastes delicious, ma'am. I especially love the 'original' flavour.
• Luhan's mom: Ma'am, your sandwiches are phenomenal. I really enjoyed the mayo, as Luhan always insists me to.
• Kai's mom: May I have a dance with your dearest Jongin?
• Baekhyun's mom: That one Bacon of yours is sizzling, ma'am. I volunteer if you need someone to cool it down.
• Kris's mom: Ayo whaddup mama. I wanna get rollin' with your Wu Yi Fan.

Oh hi there my Luhan. :’>

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Kevin’s Doradora bodyrolls. O.O

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How to tell which songs belongs to which group based on their English.

• SM Entertainment: Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 times.
• YG Entertainment: Actual sentences.
• CUBE Entertainment: Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
• Block B: Make sure the English words sound sexual.
• JYP: JYP

So much VinSeop on my dashboard right now.

Keep it coming Kiss Mes I. AM. LOVING IT! :)))

April Fools joke gone wrong

• Me: Mum, I'm pregnant.
• Mum: HAHAHAHAHA! who got you pregnant... Your posters?
• Me: ...

F. Yeah Teen Top! ♥

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